Joe Burrow Scouting Report

IMPORTANT PRO TIP: Eat the big sandwich BEFORE you put on the dress shirt and tie.

Needs more Jez: Kendall and Kylie Jenner are different ladies! Kylie is the billionaire make-up mogul. If ex-Jezebel writer Kara Brown were here to adjudicate, I think she’d rule this excellent shade.  

So glad she found someone that her family would approve of - a black basketball player or rapper. 

No, Kendall is not a ‘literal almost billionaire’- the article you linked is quite clearly talking about her younger sister (with an admittedly similar name). It’s in the headline. Kendall is a millionaire but has way, way less. 

I hate myself for knowing this Dan, but Kylie is the almost billionaire, not Kendall. Kendall is still filthy rich though for being part of that conglomerate of a family.

Pedantically?

I saw this hand last night. Kassouf is a giant raging a-hole, at least he was throughout the tournament. The simple issue is he had K-K, which is an all in hand in that situation, being re-raised prior. You don’t need information with K-K, you just hope to hell your opponent doesn’t have A-A. Which Benger had, and…

no need to include the word technically.

Technically this isn’t the final table. Kassouf finished in 17th place. Benger advanced to the final table. Kassouf won 300K while Benger is assured at least $1 million. So I’d get testy over 700k, too.