Specifically, she needs to be more sultry. You need “sultry” to win competitions.

Unless I have missed something, all of the comments are rather old—considering, this particular crop may not be truthers after all.

I wouldn’t agree that this says he hasn’t been a plumber.

Miyamoto does specify that he is legitimately blue collar, and in other interviews, he has confirmed Mario’s carpentry, plumbing, etc., as things he’s done—while explicitly talking about his doctoring as being illegitimate as a specific counterpoint (http://www.n…

They already clarified this with their Meatwad meme, but I think they were trying to tell you that your joke was bad, and that you should feel bad.

I say this, of course, as the following: someone who regularly reads both Jezebel and Jalopnik; someone who loves everything from utes to kei cars to—you guessed it—luxury…

*Piss-soaked ball pit.

Your Butter Chicken conclusion inevitably made me wonder...

What if there were a Butter Chicken flavor of Chicken in a Biskit?!

I don’t know why everyone is arguing with you about her rights, and why you’re fighting back with your complaints, because none of what you’re saying matters. She had an agreement in place. Therefore, your anger should be directed at her employer, who specifically agreed to her conditions, and not her.

Also, as it is…

I don’t disagree with that in the least. The customer can complain, and there’s nothing wrong with that. They didn’t go after the person’s job, and that’s the right thing too.

Did the person asking the questions get the sale? Were they harmed in any way? Did the storyteller have them fired out of a frustrated rage?

They have every right to complain, and I presume they are smart enough to know that these people are instructed to ask these questions. That does not illegitimize complaining…

I personally call close friends “butts” all the time, but this is in deliberately childish jest, not supposedly serious statements regarding actual judges within our judicial system.

The conversation is several days old at this point, but regardless: as an individual who has blood sugar issues, and who lives with someone else that takes medicine for their diabetes, I must agree with the others: you’re rude, and not leaving a tip was uncalled for.

Even if this person were newly diagnosed, that means…

If you’re injecting moralism into this discussion, would the person who accumulates more food at Chipotle not be far better than the one who gathers less, considering the overwhelmingly depressing amount of food that goes uneaten and trashed at fast food establishments?

Playboy—far cooler than Maxim could ever be.

I must disagree with you, and instead agree with the author of this article. To dismiss stories by saying they’re not real—a technical truth, but one that does not matter if we can empathize with the subject matter—and to then tell people who are upset to, essentially, get over it, you are not making things better for…

You thought that SFV... wasn’t... campy?

... Really?

Modern SF is basically bulging eyeballs, over-animated characters, at times eye-searingly colorful outfits or stages, everything from bouncing boobs to bouncing bellies, and you thought it was... serious? Not “ridiculous?” So much “less campy?”

I’m in awe, truthfully.

I’m not sure why you would respond that way. I don’t believe I’ve been hostile. I’ve merely meant to be informative, and to help you understand what could happen if a customer decided to take advantage of you. Well, here’s to hoping you never encounter that.

I believe that much of what you’ve said is well and good, but you are unfortunately wrong when it comes to being able to say whatever you want. If you make that statement to a customer, and perhaps follow it up by offering to and then being paid to repair whatever happened, you can subsequently be tried for consumer…

If you do not know the law, how can you say “whatever happens” is up to the vehicle owner? Whether you’re charging storage fees or not means nothing if the law stipulates otherwise. Even if you want it to be that way, if it isn’t, your confidence and assurance means nothing—and could get you into legal trouble down…

Yes, that’s correct.

2ch certainly has its fair share of trolling, but it would be a stretch to describe it as awfully as one would 4chan. Furthermore, both 4chan and 2ch are also host to normal discussion. That’s why you’ll oft find actual Japanese speakers reporting abroad translating discussions from 2ch: it’s one…

While I’ve no favorite reporting site, I must chime in with the others and agree that you used a poor contrast.

Famitsu is historically incredibly favorable to virtually every game it reviews. This isn’t difficult to observe; collect a tremendous swath of Famitsu reviews’ numbers, and compare them. You’ll see that they…