I didn’t read Acosta’s apology as a real apology, did everyone else? I read it as like yeah I said fuck you.....what we aren’t best friends??!?! *sarcasm voice*.

Names. Photos. Home addresses. Names of family.

This is Kidnapping 101. When you kidnap white children, the first thing you do is to take them to the busiest store in the neighborhood to buy them items they may need - fresh cut turkey, kale, mayo, cop uniforms - to make sure they fill at home. Than you show them Small Wonder reruns to hypnotize them and finally…

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That picture says so fucking much.

He can produce a 36 year old calendar from when he was a junior in high school, but no one can seemingly find the work he did for the W. Bush White House?

Put down that pipe.

Collins said, “That’s why it’s important that we have testimony under oath with a lot of questions asked of both of them.”

You’ve got to be kidding me. This isn’t surprising, this isn’t news, this is how this mfer does things. He’s made everything about himself since the day that I learned Donald Trump was a thing that existed. Predictably boring, narcissitic tweet by a delusional, boring, racist, know nothing lout who just so happens to…

The irony is the ad itself has no political tones, aside from the ones folks have been assigning to it.

““I actually think it’s one of the best jobs that’s ever been done with respect to what this is all about,” he added.”

That motherfucker forgot what he was talking about mid-sentence. 

What caught my attention was that she was so tired that she went to the wrong apartment but was able to put a bullet into the chest of a black man sitting in a dark room with no problem. Thats some training. I just wish their training ingrained in them that shooting someone is the last option after everything else has…

Here’s an idea - can we just Truman Show him? Just build a dome, stick him in there and let him go nuts, thinking he’s president and holding rallies all the live-long day, safely removed from the rest of the world?

Hell, the Trumpers can tune in and watch to their hearts’ content.

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight...but after reading this...

(A) “The economy and GDP and stock market are higher than ever before! I give myself an A+!”

One white guy murders his entire family in cold blood. Another white guy stabs his infant child to death. Yet another white guy kills his wife. And they’re all just on-again-off-again news blips. Ya know, no big deal and all that.

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Dear Scared, Poor White People:

“Respected as a skilled military leader" and "hanged as a traitor" aren't ENTIRELY mutually exclusive.

Ah yes, that bastion of scientific rigor and inquiry, the New York Times. I’ll take my science from actual peer-reviewed journals, thank you, not a newspaper that misinterprets data and findings for the sake of selling a few more rags.