A Police Lineup

This meme never goes out of use, unfortunately.

Any time 45 is in public and his turd-hole opens, he’s speaking to his base. To them this is equivalent to Shakespeare in its eloquence and refinement.

So Republicans and their supporters (Sessions, Junior, whatever), are all allowed to answer with “I don’t recall/remember”, but when someone who isn’t one of them tries to actually answer, Republicans just scream and throw tantrums if it doesn’t have the outcome they like. That’s some nice double-standards!

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

This almost made me cry when that officer literally turned his back on her.

Hopefully defense attorneys will start using Selyem’s expressed prejudice to appeal all of his convictions.

Fun reminder that the world came to an absolute stop when Sam Bee called Ivanka a cunt for being silent on child separation.

The GOP is just mad that he is open and honest about their intentions.

Fcuk that lady. I’m not wasting energy on her or her bullshit beyond this sentence.

Ted Nugent? TED NUGENT! lol

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

Softer than a Aubrey Graham - Pusha T beef. But they don’t have trouble being hella hard when poor people show up, though.

He’s still bitter that The NFL told him to go fuck himself when he tried to join their club over 30 years ago. Watch The USFL documentary it tells you all you need to know about his pathetic ass. He runs when questioned and takes no blame for the demise of The USFL. I truly fucking hate him and anyone that voted for…

Staying in the locker room: NOT PATRIOTIC

So they’ve somehow managed to link two sexual assaults to Merkley; if they can just pin 12-13 more on him, he’ll catch up to our president.

Yes, definitely. All of this is so asinine. Twitter can be such a cesspool of idiocy. Pretty obvious that none of the morons tweeting at you have read The Root lol.

Sounds like a worthy endeavor but I guarantee it will get a few black people arrested, either for making (as they will say) false reports or just for being in the vicinity when the cops show up.

This raggily bish needs to go. Now. You fuck with children like this, you need to be gone.

You know that isn’t REALLY Florida Man. It is just one of his avatars. The real Florida Man is an unseeable malevolent spirit, sort of like Pennywise, who haunts the state and then will suddenly take over the bodies of pathetic, drunk, white guys to commit heinous acts. You can tell by how when they sober up they…