because a plate of spaghetti isn’t being investigated for sexual assault by the police.

You didn’t get pulled over for speeding, you got pinched because you passed him on the right. People like cops, who often have to stand right next to a busy expressway as part of their job, don’t like it when people use the slow lane to accelerate past traffic. As a truck driver, neither do I. So many times I’m either…

Bullshit.