But I play bass for “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”! We’re playing the Dallas/Fort Worth VFW next Thursday!

Hi, Dejan!

Crypto is fine. Insufferable crypto preachers are the absolute worst.

You are what’s wrong with America. Reflexively kissing the ass of an unstable douche like this DK with your butch-ass man talk when you really want to be his sub. Welcome to life, serf.

You’re thinking of Katie Baker. She was also good, and IIRC, also covered hockey!

You sound like some Pets.com acolyte circa 1999.

I’m “some leftist”, but I’m all for making the rest of his life as uncomfortable as physically and psychologically possible.

I have no inside knowledge, and I’ll probably get this totally wrong, but I’ve gotta think it snowballed. They tried to cover up the first few reports to cover their own asses, then the next few, and then they realized the problem was way bigger than their pathetic, self-serving, miserable, piece of shit organization…

General population.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

Once of those bands is not like the others. Korn is terrible.

No they won’t, unfortunately. Kids listen to what their little snot-nosed friends listen to, and anything we play is automatically lame. My son used to be able to sing “London Calling,” now anything I play in the car is “dad’s music.”

I mean, I love me some Semi-Charmed Life and all but one of those things is definitely not like the others

Serious question: Going by the bands you listed, and the average age of fans of said bands, how do you not already have a couple of teenagers to drive you insane? Most of us are already sending the first wave off to college.

“...but the good news is it’s just in the shoulder, arm, chest area, face, neck, dick, leg, upper butt hole, lungs, teeth and balls.”

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I don’t know why I’m disappointed he sounds so reasonable.

I couldn’t close my eyes with that thing staring at me from across the room. Otherwise, it would be good for carpool lanes.

Are we supposed to ignore everything that happened in the first minute of that video!?!??!?!?!?!

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.