Her “proof” would be bank records of a $130,000 deposit from Essential Consulting LLC, the Shell corporation that Trumps lawyer set up in Delaware to pay Stormy Daniels her bush money. It’s not some 15 second grainy cell phone video of Two Pump Trump.

Ok, looks like it’s time to flood the White House mail with shark toys.

You read something like this, and you can’t help but be reminded that a few years ago this country was ROCKED by the scandal of a president wearing a tan suit and eating dijon mustard on a burger.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! That is so fucking nasty. Who thinks that “you’re like my daughter” is good sex talk (even if she actually is young enough to be his daughter)?

To be fair - MCW couldn’t take the shots, so Scott Brooks actually chose Dwight Howard to come back to the court and shoot them. I hate defending this dude, but the big balls may have been warranted - if for pettiness alone.

I do not have one. All I know is that it sure as shit isn’t “vagface”

A truly honest question: Does anyone have a real term for that “cunnilingus gesture?” I’m not sure how I feel about my editor’s findings:

Jesus Christ have none of you people had actual roast beef? Roy Rogers doesn’t even exist anymore but I’m sure it’s terrible, and Arby’s.... Jesus Christ Arby’s. I’m not a snob (“I am not a crackpot”), and I’m sure the sauce and whatever is delicious, but nothing is more unappetizing than that fast-food Arby’s grey…

I judge. That whole story is disgusting, but the worst part is eating 5 Arby’s sandwiches in one sitting.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

ARBY’S! My favorite place to eat in all of the world. I absolutely love Arby’s.

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

Future “Democrat” - “Yes, she’s brilliant, created economic growth for the middle class, and poor, and improved education, access to justice, and transparency. BUT... she never stood up for the rights of polys and asexuals. She’s as bad as the Duck Dynasty candidate!”

What the fuck are you banging on about?

Why didn’t she simply walk out? Why did she blow him? This is clearly a consensual sexual encounter she later regretted. “I didn’t really want to do it, but I did anyway” is not sexual misconduct.

Dunkirk didn’t engage me about the sheer hopelessness they felt, the despair. Kenneth Branagh’s smugness and Tom Hardy’s magical plane annoyed me. The scenes on the boat with Mark Rylance were fantastic though, that was it.

I think his old stuff still holds up. His work pre-Grantland was smart and funny. His pieces read like a conversation with a friend about sports over some drinks. It was sports writing without the wall of pretentiousness.

Eh, he’s not really saying that at all. He’s saying that it’s hard to tell if the essential aspects are accurate because the article glosses over them too quickly, without laying a proper foundation. And the reason why it had to do that was because it was making space to talk about less essential aspects. The article…