Just be sure to clean up any flags on the play.

Who among us hasn’t, after our girlfriend or wife has gone to sleep, snuck down into the den to throw a couple of touchdowns to ourselves.

Roth, you are a wonderful addition to the Deadspin team.

I honestly never watched any of his shows on TV but based on his repellent behaviour and the fact that he’s an incompetent silver spoon imbecile who’s spent his entire waste of a life in service to only himself I’m going to guess I’m anti Trump across the board.

TBH, there were already a lot of ways to compare Ty Cobb to the tweets of a lot of these people.

she said “fucking great president, one of the best presidents I’ve ever seen.”

I’ve found being anti Trump is kind of a litmus test for people I like. Finding out someone likes Trump these days is like finding out someone was a serial killer pre-Dotard, it represents a serious and obvious defect and it’s scary that you didn’t detect it based on other behavior.

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll

Giselle is richer than Brady and she runs that marriage. She’s no one’s trophy wife.

And I incorrectly said Brady had 6 when he actually has 5 Rings. Oops.

I will man up and eat it for the sake of CONTENT

In a weak moment, I can picture the Steelers being a palatable alternative to the Patriots

Congratulations on having a shitbag for a son, if you really are the father and not some troll. You should yank him up by the scruff of his neck and ask “what the fuck are you doing?” like a real father would.

That is the most egregious use of brackets in a sentence I have ever (ever meaning in my entire life as a literate person, which is nearing twenty years now, which I know isn’t a lot by some standards but we are talking a very wide range of literature (novels, non-fiction, thousands of articles, forum posts, comments,…

halfway through Rogue 1 I was done with jedis.

It wasn’t exactly the Godfather or anything, but it had magical animals, chases, and explosions (probably? can’t remember) so it was officially Good Enough for Me. 

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

The conspiracies go so much deeper than we can even imagine.

How the $#&€ can he chew steak cooked to leather if he can’t keep his dentures in his mouth?

“Trump received what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course”