Congratulations on having a shitbag for a son, if you really are the father and not some troll. You should yank him up by the scruff of his neck and ask “what the fuck are you doing?” like a real father would.

That is the most egregious use of brackets in a sentence I have ever (ever meaning in my entire life as a literate person, which is nearing twenty years now, which I know isn’t a lot by some standards but we are talking a very wide range of literature (novels, non-fiction, thousands of articles, forum posts, comments,…

halfway through Rogue 1 I was done with jedis.

It wasn’t exactly the Godfather or anything, but it had magical animals, chases, and explosions (probably? can’t remember) so it was officially Good Enough for Me. 

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

Fun fact: Jon Gruden is 1/64 Comanche, which qualifies under the Rooney Rule.*

More embarrassing is his need to grasp his drink with two hands to get it to his anal-pucker of a mouth. The straw looks better. This kind of problem is symptomatic of onset dementia.

I’ll defend the two beers thing too depending on the joint. I have been to places where the bar is constantly busy and it can be a half hour process to order a drink. I often drink two-fisted in those places.

The conspiracies go so much deeper than we can even imagine.

Truly everyone in this story is shit, except for one person, and somehow he’s the one who ends up dead.

The prevalence of this attitude is what makes the American police terrifying. The US is virtually unique among developed countries in it’s willingness to allow the police to gun down their own citizens. 

No, he has the most blame. He pulled the trigger.

Not saying he shouldn’t face repercussions but the fact this happened wouldn’t be that surprising.

Percentage of fault divided among those involved:

I came here to say the same thing. The police and the caller are both criminally liable. If a man answers the door peacefully and is then exexuted, that is terrible police recruiting / training / practice. We now know from the Daniel Shaver case that police are eager to open fire, and treat civilian lives as…

All true. I grew up in a law enforcement family.

There are rules, regulations, and training programs that pertain to trigger discipline.

They fail more often than they should.

That said, if the dipshit who made the call hadn’t been butthurt over a fucking game, this particular instance of awfulness wouldn’t have…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

How the $#&€ can he chew steak cooked to leather if he can’t keep his dentures in his mouth?

“Trump received what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course”

Make fun of me and my two beers all you want, you know it’s going to be forty five minutes before that waitress comes back.