So does this mean neopaganism will finally have some representation in the popular music landscape?!?! :D

Let me find out a restraining order stops witchcraft LOL

Needs one more thing:

Throw in a couple “I don’t think you understand”s and “why are we not allowed to tell our side of the story” and you could sell this to 12 people easy.

It’s getting there. Needs 2/10ths more “I’d like to see your manager” inflection, with a bit of “I have black friends” for the right level of condescending flavor.

“Because contrary to the “angry black woman” trope, what we do best is make it okay for everyone else. *sigh* “

If there was even a couple at all. I’m leaning toward the idea that the way it transpired was this:

Tuh. I’m expecting more than a few stories of men having shady run ins with him.

I lasted about 5 minutes until I saw a clip from Lawrence of Arabia or something similar. A white guy gave the natives some tic tacs, and they started going crazy playing with it like it was Christmas at Oprah’s house. That’s when I had enough. I wanted to drop kick that white guy off of his damn horse.

It amazes me how Black men aren’t called out and denigrated for being absent fathers, but the Black women left holding the bad are.

He was garbage and aligned with the dancing coons who supported 45- Clark, Carson, Steve Harvey, Chappell, and those black preachers who keep popping up and those who watch Kelly sit on her feet on that Oval Office picture.

How did he think any of that would go down well and he basically disrespected the life of the woman he came to euligize. I hope someone in her family caught him in a corner after the service and ripped his head off.

They got him out their looking like Black conseevative Republican. RIP to Cottonmouth and Remy. I can’t unsee this. 

Damn, Mahershala Ali is playing a black republican on next season True Detective. They should title this one The Case of the Missing Bootstraps

Yeah, this woman was of Irish descent. Not sure how she ended up Ayesha. I didn’t “know her know her” like we were friends that I could get all up in her business. But, it always stuck with me!

Uh oh. Don’t let your InfoWars reading brother see you talk about putting stuff in the drinking water. The first time I ever heard about the site was in connection to fluoridation conspiracies.

Of course she is. Couldn’t actually apologise and, idk, vow to do better. Much easier to pretend it never existed in the first place.

I can’t be too mad. It’s not like Yertle McConnell was out there on that street.

These cutesy names are cool and all. But I really want to start seeing the full government identification of these children of milk. 

This shit right here? This is why you heauxs won the Wypipo tourney.