He meant he streamed Black Panther on Netflix. 

It’s the end of that last sentence that makes it sounds very Trump:

“Paging Black Friend! Black Friend to Aisle Three! Cleanup on Aisle Three!”

I would argue that the only “black” part of his experience is the fact that he arrived at the airport at 6:00 a.m. for a 6:24 a.m. flight.

A short list of musicians you’re not allowed to not like: Michael Jackson, Prince, Luther Vandross, Sade, Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight.

Agreed. MCD did not deserve to go out by her un-lotioned hand.

They are never “coming” that is why they are so angry.

A David Lynch movie makes more sense at this point in the world.

What are the laws about unlawful discharge of a firearm? I would put cameras and get these fuckers in jail.

Please don’t insult Dusty Rhodes this way.

Between Rogen ruining the Green Hornet, which I could care less, and now ruining Preacher, which is the all-time coolest comic book series, am I feeling the schadenfreude? You bet.

Everyone is missing the long con here.

I was just trying to figure this out and it’s messier than I thought. If one grandparent were black he would be 25%. If one great grandparent were black he would be 12.5%. It’s like a NCAA bracket, so nearest I can figure 3 of the sweet 16 were black, but that’s 18.75%. Going many generations higher we can get closer…

Motherfucker’s name is Cleon Brown. The only way his “colleagues” know about the 18% black thing is he told them. And he only them because they’ve probably been making milder jokes about his name for years. He thought they’d all get a good chuckle and go back to business as usual. Then the jokes turned mean and now…

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

Oh shit they caught Bturner9183??

I was just coming here to say exactly that. What you not gone do is put your finger in the face of a middle-aged black woman and expect no repercussions. MKay? You lucky Whoopi rich and like her monies.

Meghan sucks so bad on many levels. But in this instance, how you gonna apologize to the person who was berating your coworkers? Have an ounce of decency and loyalty, ho. Damn.

Look old-timer, this is kinda like the “new math.”

It's vital to ignore what centuries of colonialism did to African nations to arrive at your dumbass conclusion.  Go away.