Carbon fiber? Meh ill take american iron(and rust)

She had a great ass, too!

I love that he included John Brooks' reaction to scoring a goal vs. Ghana. That was an amazing moment. You rarely see that kind of genuine emotional reaction anymore.

when MLS gets its head out its ass and rewards St. Louis with a team, they will have my attention. #bitchingtherightway

Looks like a Pulsar made by a company called Bajaj, around 150 cc, they have 180 and 200cc+ variants as well. Popular among the youth over there, at least used to be.

118. Julian Green for the U.S. against Belgium

Julian Green should be top-ten.

My major beef is Jermaine Jones' being so low.

So, I guess Deadspin hates America. It should be the five U.S. goals followed by all others. USA! USA! USA!

This video pretty much sums up why i decided to take up Muay Thai.

I'm American and I was so happy to not have to watch these fucking commercials every 2 minutes when it's timeout after timeout and the last 2 minutes stretches 30 minutes. It is so annoying. This is one of the main reasons I was like, hey soccer is kind of cool.

As a Canadian at my local sports bar this afternoon, we were right there with you USA. Heartbroken your run had to end. But you should be proud of what you accomplished.

Well first of all, cricket is fucking shit and should not be played by anyone. And by the way, I'm not insulting your sports, I enjoy watching both American Football and Basketball (Not gonna lie Baseball bores the shit of me) I'm just tryna say there's a reason football is as popular as it is, and I think them boys…

Circle Jerk! Exactly! Took the words right out of my mouth. I mean, what else could you possibly call it when a SPORTS WEBSITE devotes time to covering THE MOST WATCHED SPORTING EVENT IN THE WORLD?

Sometimes I wonder how that guy even finishes a round in a day because of how often he's improving his lies and blaming the bushes.

Personally, I think you should go fuck yourself.

This World Cup coverage has restored my faith in Deadspin. God speed sir.

Diving Soccer Players vs Sniper:

Young Frankenstein and Ghostbusters (And Space Balls) are absolutely Top Notch Perfect...and I'm so happy that Galaxy Quest is in your hearts...but does this count...dubbed version only: