Happy Birthday Mazda, and thanks for my 95 MX3!

yeah... no.

Okay... crap... you are right. #4 is the Datsun 510.

My #2 favorite car. #1 is the AE86, #3 is the E30 BMW.

Someone's boyfriend don't like them anymore...

Okay, thanks.

I didn't say The Last Samurai sucked, I actually liked it a lot.

You had me at IPA.

White dude in a leading role in a Japanese Samurai movie??? I did it first.

Coming soon to your Hyundai car, interactive porn. Technology will be named splash screen.

Wait... was that last guy Diablo?

Axel from Twisted Metal series.

Hmmm... I read a manga Spiral long time ago. I think this might be the next story.

I went to Japan 6 times, got drunk there a lot and enjoyed myself a lot. However, never drove there, because Japan's public transportation is awesome.

DOD GAMNED aliens!!!! You touch Pappy's Smokehouse and you will die low and slow!!!!!

He should be our next president. Imagine him starring down the world, F-U world! I am Ron f*ckin' Swanson.

You guys Dragon that Stingray too?

Yep. Going to start playing this now.

Okay, need someone to do a Magic the Gathering version of this.

Yeah exactly... Go RAMS!!!!