I just did a 3235 miles road trip. Epic in my book.

Wow... US?? US actually beat Thailand? In Olympics, soccer, and war... but never traffic. Bad Jalopnik... bad.

Maybe so, but your memory of that woman's tit is completely erased at :33 by the man boob.

Sigh... dude, how can you say something like that on a game blog?

Okay... it is a catchy song that will rot my mind once it gets in there. I am trying not to hear this song... damn you Kotaku. Damn you Carly Rae.

Thailand. If you have never driven there, your country already lost.

Exploding crotch.

I never knew about the 012C, it is marvelous. Picture 4 round headlights and it will be perfect!

Salesman in a luxury/super car dealer. Day after day, you just have to see someone else drive off in your dream car.

Give the guy a break, he has only $10,000 in his bank account. He needs the extra 15K for the new FR-S.

She thought she was bamboozled into buying that used Camry.

Toyota FT-HS.

Or... who knew the Sebring could be exciting?

Congratulations, enjoy the drive.

Hurry, someone please lock him up. He'll be hungry again in a couple of hours.

Psst... psst. Hey Giant snail. They are just washing you off before they toss you into a boiling pot of water.

Psst... psst. Hey Giant snail, they are just washing you off before they throw you into boiling pot of water.

And I have every single book... trying to get my son to read it.

You explain nothing. You slice their throats first, then if they can muster out a question while gagging on their own blood... then you can explain.

NASA finds hidden ocean on Saturn’s moon Titan.