as fake as the items their country produces.

Yeah right.

backhands got no grip.

I am not sure why it took you 1 year to buy a 3DS, but it won't take me a year to go watch The Raid Redemption (advertised on this page).

May be a FJ copy, but it doesn't have the FJ pedigree. So very crack pipe.

There's no helmet big enough for the sperm whale.

Someone else likes the song.

This conversation happened before in space.

Spider: HEY! Leave my food alone!!

I don't think it is sharp. I will dry hump that knee and grind it down smooth IF I thought it was sharp.

Well, be nice and maybe you won't get that knee in the groin.

comment on the gif: horrible engine, too many moving parts!

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a Badass and should be celebrated as much as possible.

$ 1080 for a 1990 Acura Integra GS, love the car but hated the previous owner. Sold it for bad karma.

Hit, hit, pose. Hit, hit, pose.

Not today.

Thank you kind sir! :D (or ma'am... not sure, sorry, don't hit me!)

Now, that's a damn gold chain.

Well, well, well... it might be better.

Does it have offline language support? No? Not gonna buy.