Okay, I am very confused with the art direction of this game. You got guy with shotgun, a pretty Cerberus (maybe gay, not sure), a purple dragon with T-Rex arms, Minotaur with a longhorn jockstrap, a aircraft carrier and the last picture is a three-toed Ogre?

Your highness, the reports from the outside devils are all just propaganda.

I rather see a real drummer, doing a solo on a drumset that was built specifically for him. Here's Mike Mangini, WFD Champion.

And, I don't want them to stop. I see nothing wrong with this... I am going to bed now, wake me up when this becomes the downfall of society.

Okay, that was awesome.

Wow, I have never wanted a game so much just by watching slow pans of the countryside. It looks amazingly detailed.

Okay, the episodes has to be shown, not in the order intented. Go into hibernation for a few weeks during the World Series. Get cancelled way too early and sell a bunch of DVDs. Later the studio thought "there's money to be made here", and approved a one time movie. Then there rumors of more shows, more movies,…

Oh no, is Lucas pouting? I think he is.

Wow, that is actually really really good. I love some of the extra lines left in the final product. The fighting scene was great!

O_O. What the **** was that? I am interested.

Hey St Louis auto show is on January 26. Tickets are 10 dollars with 3 dollars off for military members. I am going.

You are a SECRET agent. Meaning, you don't want anyone to know you work for the opposing government.

Come on in, that's right, the honey is warm and tasty. Oh, it no bother, leave a scent, we don't mind at all. Wait, WTF, why did you attack Jim? Jim was just saying hello.

Wow, that was actually really really good.

I...can...not...hold...back...the...puke.

One guy actually said that he was gay to me.

Oh, and just like that, a douche is born into existence. I think the underlining problem is, you already have that douchebaggery in you. Just reading a blog entry on Kotaku wouldn't make you explode into a faggot hydrant spewing douche. It's there, just waiting for the right time. I guess, this is it.

Those damn dirty pirates! Probably the same pirates that wanted Diablo III to have offline mode. Damn them.

No, Star Wars is his idea, so he can actually do whatever the hell he wants. I just don't want to be a part of it anymore.

I hear Citroen, but I don't see 2cv. Very crack pipe.