I feel like roasting Mount St. Mary’s would be difficult

Please let them beat Duke.

Social security number or it didn’t happen.

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

So, $20-$26K for 8 months of work along with housing and health insurance to play a game... Sounds like a better deal than an entry level teacher gets for working 9 months ($30-$35K with no housing and a shitty group policy that they have to pay for.)

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

If you compare the voluntary playing of college football to slavery, you may need to go back and watch “Roots” again.

Go back and look. They’re all me.

The year’s not even over, and this is already a tiresome take.

Bars close at 2:00am here.

I have no problem with athletes “agitating for change.” But sitting or kneeling for the national anthem doesn’t actually accomplish anything, and never will. Unless you count the decline in NFL ratings this year, which Kaepernick and company have accomplished quite well.

He could have started “agitating for change” by voting.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

It was even more painful when she added the flavor packet.