Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

While we’re droppin knowledge, it’s Looney Tunes, not Looney Toons.

Always been partial to the strike em out, throw em out game ending double play

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

Meanwhile I won’t even wear my $20 sunglasses on a boat for this exact reason. Must be nice to be rich.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

How can it be racist when 9 out of 10 Native Americans don’t find the name offensive? Classic case of whitesplainin’.

Liking beer is a good, relatable thing. But not something you necessarily want in an athlete.

I for one applaud these millionaire monks of abstemiousness.

Clearly this happened last year because anyone watching Russell this year knows he can’t hit a thing.

No, he isn’t Kevin Durant.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

Why is that whale trying to mate with a dead shark?

“Hey there. Name’s Max. Max Rich, I should say. It’s a name and a way of life, my friend. Say, where do you summer?”

The paths of Hernandez and Gronk could not be more wildly different since 2012.

Mad Hatters

Then, if the school can string together a couple years of at least advancing one round, it can maybe work towards following the footsteps of Gonzaga or Wichita State or Butler.

I feel like roasting Mount St. Mary’s would be difficult

Please let them beat Duke.