I bet he’s a Cowboys, Heat, Yankees, and Buckeye fan

Grayson Allen is the personification of white privilege

I hope he trips someone and gets his ass kicked. That’s the real reason I’m watching the game tonight.

Starks must have played a lot of Halo

I meant it more in terms of you commenting on every Harbaugh-related article on Deadspin, but this works for me

Must be a fellow attorney, amirite?

What’s Ben Affleck so mad about?

Whatever. Those kids have nothing on the Dolphins offensive line

Aaron Hernandez has been pent up waiting to move up the depth chart

No surprise that the Clemson players couldn’t think of more creative insults while using SC’s mascot

That’s okay, Barry. It’ll make our Super Bowl win next season that much more glorious

You’re*

Any updates on Jonathan Martin?

Eh, you had me until your second sentence. The national anthem should be revered but it shouldn’t be used at sporting events to help the leagues’ revenue.

Exactly. I don’t see this kneeling-thing actually accomplishing anything. What is the goal here?

Agreed, except that I’ll stand if they’re playing it. I actually feel a bit uneasy about the national anthem playing at sporting events and wouldn’t mind if they did away with it altogether (except maybe on Veterans Day and other patriotic holidays). Having it played at every game is a bit much. I’m also a vet of both…

Seriously though, what does sitting for the national anthem actually do?

Seriously though, what does sitting for the national anthem actually do?

+1 ramen meal

Clearly she reached her boiling point