When will we be getting the series of articles about how he’s the MVP?

“Russell Westbrook needs 16 rebounds tonight against the Grizzlies in order to average a triple-double for the second straight season, which would be an unimpeachably impressive achievement.”

Put one in the Weygand column for this

This is all backwards. The key to breaking the Marginot Line was crossing the Ardenneado.

Patriots owner Robert Kraft, of all people, and 76ers owner Michael Rubin visited Meek Mill in Pennsylvania prison today, where the Philly rapper is currently serving time for a probation violation. Kraft talked to the media afterward and—if you adjust your standards for his wealth, age, and race— actually made a…

Fuck Meek Mill. Don’t carry illegal guns.

This is a person that believes that even if you drink even a drop of alcohol you’re stupid. Best not to engage.

That is rich, Saint Ray. You found your thorney crown (which looks like a jester’s hat on you) after you were involved in the killing of numerous men. You are trying to climb into relevance after football, but you haven’t figured out that people only tolerated you because of your skill at football. Please just crawl…

The apocalypse is indeed upon us the moment that Ray Lewis is the voice of reason.

One post happened to go on and have a life beyond the walls of deadspin, and now we see daily updates saying “hey, remember that time we did a thing? We’re like real journalists here with stories and shit...it isn’t all piggy-poop-balls”. It is indeed exactly like Gawker.

Odell Beckham Jr responded by noting that Ray Lewis has “removed Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar from his life. And theirs.”

Fuck Ray Lewis with a deer antler.

One might say OBJ cut God from his life ... then stabbed Him to death.

Ray really eviscerated OBJ in that spot.

In addition, because he won’t, can we have a moratorium on reporting on whatever moronic/hypocritical/both statement he does say?

Authorities say they have been unable to find God’s whereabouts, or the suit Mr. Beckham was wearing the night God was removed from his life.

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

Congrats on having a murderer of multiple people bringing you happiness. Did the Unabomber also bring you great joy?

We have a lot of people reporting about it, but it’s always been the duty of elders to go back to help people. So that’s why I raised my hand.... that had a knife in it already and stabbed it into Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar. Wait, what was the question Colin?

Hot take- in a reasonable world Ray Lewis would keep his mouth shut when it came to issues of morality and comportment.