The question I need answered - at any point does Pacino as Paterno ask, “You’re telling me he touched them in the HOO-HAH?”?

Maybe whoever greenlit this at HBO is a Penn State alum.

Thank you Penn State. In one of the most decisive times in America, we can all find common ground as we come together to say, ‘fuck every last one of you.’

PICTURED Fan throws banana at Mark Henry

The feel-good story I needed to start my week. Thank you for this.

I doubt that anyone with a neck tattoo would know they were being insulted if that was said to them.

Remember when Molina started freaking out on Manny Ramirez in Game 4 of the 2004 WS? Apropos of seemingly nada, which is backed up by Manny being totally baffled and unsure if he was even serious.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

Yadier sure has been an asshole in the past few years.

I’m shocked the guy with neck tats behaved in a less than gentlemanly manner.

If it’s not a banana then why is this story still up you fucking hack? “Bottle thrown on field” isn’t exactly news. In the future maybe consider changing “Timothy Burke is Deadspin’s Video Director” in your about the author section to “Timothy Burke is a virtue signaling fucking imbecile”

it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.

Partner? Oh FFS. No. She was not his partner. And what the hell does his wife have to do with any of this?

Glory boy shouldn’t have gone for the bicycle kick.

Glory boy shouldn’t have gone for the bicycle kick.

The thing about Kanye and Kim—they annoy the shite out of me but I can console myself by remembering they both deserve each other. Portrait of a life in hell.

Um, Kim, hate to tell you, but every family that has ever existed before yours (including your own demon mother trying to corral you and your sibling’s asses into some sort of semblance to take a picture) totally understand. Your tweet only reinforces the theory that you have no fucking idea what it means to be a…

Thank you! I especially get upset when I see journalists like Ramona Shelburne fawn over him and ESPN welcoming him like a returning hero. The dude raped a woman and his attorney shamed her into submission. Kobe is garbage.

I watched the first two videos in this series, and this one almost seems out of place. With Woody Allen, you have a guy that was accused of sexual assault by one daughter who went on to marry his step daughter. There’s a proven attraction to a woman he raised, and while still definitively presumptive, one could draw a…

Stop making excuses for rapists. They never stop, but get better at covering up. You’re naive to think NDAs aren’t in play.