Fast food job are not glorious or fulfilling, true. However if someone is dragging their ass in to a job every day, they deserve a modicum of respect. Can we stop shitting on working folks because the job they’re working sucks? (Like as a society, not Yesha.)

That’s okay, they just won 1986.

It takes nerves of steel to hit that shot in front of tens of people.

And it’s particularly odious coming from him. He couldn’t even remember the name of a slain service member when talking to the widow a few months back. That anyone can >still< support him/believe in him is just...repugnant (? My vocabulary is failing me: I can’t muster the adjectives to describe how awful slimy…

Wow. That is so incredibly stupid. I can’t believe someone who knows so little about soccer is still paid for their insights. Is this person brain damaged? How else to explain calling recent Argentina squads “exceedingly mediocre”?!

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

JERRY MAGUIRE IS A GARBAGE MOVIE KILL IT WITH FIRE

Dejan Lovren tried to defend Carragher’s actions on Saturday but instead somehow found a way to concede another goal.

Recent history tells us that there is a hell of a lot more than 1% that are quiet racists.

The proper viewing experience

I graduated from Penn in 2004, and I write for Deadspin 14 years later.

I graduated from Penn in 2004.

Also expect snotty tears of “regret,” mention of all of the suspects black “friends,” while the parents insist “He didn’t learn that from us. We never said that word in our house.”

The median home value in Nantucket is $1,427,000

call me a hater all you want. This is my favorite moment of his career.

“His neck and his back...”

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

There’s no way a piece of shit like Talib can get in trouble in Los Angeles, right? Right?

He makes me think of some wasteland hill-dweller who does nothing all day but moonshine and shooting anything that moves across his property. And maybe eats people.