I’m praying Arsenal falls out of top 6.

That’s why we have this Barcelona wankfest.

Jaden Smith has a source of income?

Pictured: seagulls inflicting a humiliating defeat upon gunners.

Who the fuck eats mac and cheese on Thanksgiving?

The hypocrisy of Ley posting this but continually ignoring the Greg Howard issue.

Chris Berman can’t be racist. Some of his best friends are Tom Jackson.

Here’s the thing... we started off friends. Yeah, yeah, since you’ve been gone...

Sorry, whenever someone says “Here’s the thing” to me, I instantly do that, especially if I lost interest in what they said after.

It doesn’t take much imagination to parrot a racist.

Bill Cosby also has 0 rape convictions. Doesn’t change the fact that he did that shit.

Her feelings are all the citations she’ll ever need

Listen. I was slightly annoyed when I read the comments, but now I’m thoroughly entertain by the lack of understanding about the difference between a normal protagonist in a movie and the “white savior” trope.

My (black) sister got stopped for jay walking in DC but the cop just wanted to hit on her..

I got to ask, why are we doing this? Yah Matt Damon plays the hero a lot. He played a bad guy in Interstellar and Promised Land.

I had a motorcycle cop once flip full sirens and lights. Stop traffic in both directions on a main street to pull a dramatic U-turn so he could roll up to me and write me ticket for riding my bike on an empty sidewalk. I couldn’t believe that shit. Dumb fucker had a shotgun and an AR strapped to his shitty Harley too…

Respectful but serious request to declare Jez a Kardashian-Jenner-free zone? Please?

Babies are, like, totally the new accessory. Look how this one makes me look all hawt.

Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant

They would all need to die, I think. OR they’d have to stop paying all these sites to write about them.

What would it take to never hear about the Kartashians and their friends and their offspring and their boyfriends and their husbands and their makeup and hair people, ever again? For real, a natural disaster? I think a natural disaster, because they’re so shameless that nothing in their ‘personal’ lives could ever be…

Umm did she name the kid after the pornstar? Not on purpose, but possibly subconsciously.