Now we know why Malcolm Butler was benched!

Of course they’re not going to talk about the past. They’re focused on the next illegitimate child.

Dafuq is wrong with Cleveland here? I mean, WHY? WHYYYY?!??!!

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

Chicago is actually 185 years old, but okay. Side note: Kim Z is a shit mom and her daughter is uneducated and over-surgerized. It’s really sad.

What makes her exhausting? Explain.

Taufatofua believes his status as the thirstiest Olympian will help him in the aquatic events.

When you’re skiing down the mountain

This is getting nauseating.

She is a fart pillow.

He’s being sarcastic you moron.

Also, he isn’t “honoring the military.” You know what people in the military like? Good pay, time with our families, halfway-human VA benefits, and relief from homelessness. You know what we hate doing? Dog-and-pony show parades that take us away from our training and home for no good reason.

“And if they were as good and confident and brave as they seemed, they’d continue to dominate the Italian giants all day until clawing back a heroic 2-2 draw that would set them up perfectly for the return leg at home and would really crystalize just how incredible a transformation this club has undergone from once…

I strongly prefer the “PF Chang” pronunciation.

Pretty sure it’s pronounced Poo-tea-tang.

“They typically pick a side to support, while leaving details from the other woefully underreported.”

Flyer is wrong as hell. There isn’t anywhere in Alabama that can be considered “one of the best places to live in the country.”

Good for Tessa. But I have no love for the real life thief. Just like I had no love for Jordan Belfort, that dbag who inspired “The Wolf of Wall Street”. I find no charm in con artists or thieves.

If only there had been someone there watching the match, we would have witnesses.

Stop. Writing. About. Arsenal.