So.... who is he? Why do I have to google him? It should be in your article.

Mike Pence is going to sit so fucking hard.

Meh. He’s trying too hard, even for a millenial.

So he’s Logan Paul with a triple axel.

You sound like the exact person the Kardashian marketing people dream of when they go to bed at night.

“I will say congratulations and I wish her all the best, and hang on to your heart because little girls named Stormi are known to cause trouble… It’s a tough name to live up to, I hope you’re fierce.”

This is so sad to see. No choice but to ship off my son to live with his aunt and uncle (who live in Bel Air).

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

Guys, between this and her defense of her fiance Offset’s homophobia (“the schools don’t teach us what these words mean!”), I’m beginning to think that Cardi B might not be very bright. Just a hunch.

kylie doesn’t read...

Where is Hamilton Nolan right now? He gives voice to my inner panic attack and I would love nothing more than to read some apocalyptic/apoplectic screed on the Stock Market and the End Times.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, there was the documented death of 33 civilians, including 13 children and 5 women, at the hands of Syrian Regime forces and Russian Forces, on Thursday, February 1, 2018. Kongratufuckinglations. Here’s a photo for your frame.

And.....

I can see an argument for the second penalty, but I think it was a soft penalty at best.

The amount of wasted energy this website has given to telling us how much we need to hate Justin Timberlake is exhausting. 

The Wing Bowl is like a white trash magnet. It only attracts the lowest common denominator.

Nah..

This makes Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia look like the opposite of satire.

I mean, I suppose if you wanted to get dead, there are worse ways to do it than aggressively confronting an adrenaline riding Russell Westbrook.

Not as loyal though!