Everyone loves a conspiracy theory.

I second the “in person” claim, having been to the stage show with family mid-April. It is a puppets-with-visible-puppeteers thing save for the giant (from out view) animatronic pelican, but it’s staged & performed well, especially by the actors who play Dory (who wears mismatched socks like a humanoid Dory would) and…

The first thing that jumps out at me is the inclusion of a 1940 film adaptation of “Swiss Family Robinson”, even though (A) Disney’s colorful version was released in 1960, and (B) further research turns up Just One 1940 version that was released by RKO, which you’d think would make it the property of Warner bros.…

I type “SPOILER WARNINGS” as a consideration, just in case someone missed the finale AND the article above. Anyhoo...

Gee, my categories for fan theories were mostly “Story Ideas inspired by Perceived Hints” and “Damn Wishful Thinking”. Might be me trying to be a nice guy, though I’ve also been there while thinking about a Story Idea for Phineas and Ferb that pieced and/or patched together...

Alas, Sir Sid. I shall always remember you from “Savage Sisters” (1974) as the often exasperated Malavasi (or Malavael, depending on your interweb source), a serape-wearing thief and revolutionary whom one B-Movie reviewer I follow (& saw it with at B-Fest 2007, long stories there) describes as “great, great…

Wait, “The Princess Bride” had “Carol Kane slapping the crap out of Billy Crystal”? Since when? Maybe in some blooper[s] I have yet to see but not in the movie itself, as demonstrated in the unedited (as far as I can tell) Miracle Max (& later Valerie) scene. She touches his chest at 3:04 in, and that’s pretty much it.

Don’t look now, but two years later it looks like it’s not happening ,especially since someone in the know has tweeted that “much of the original ownership contracts/files were lost in an Ottawa fire decades ago.”

Dear [insert shorter but correct gender-related title here] modusoperandi,

I truly wish I could give that comment at least 3 Recommends/Stars. It shall for a long time hold a dark little place in my heart and/or hard drive.

And as for [another title] Young Rutiger, just in case you were serious, come over here...

Delayed Response Guy here. The guy behind Pop Arena & “Nick knacks” has already released videos for 2 of 10 shows that made their Nick debuts in 1985, which Turkey Television certainly did. After checking those 2 episodes and some title card previews he’s teased on Twitter to Nickandmore’s “every show on Nickelodeon” list

“Cap! They’re climbing over the wall again!!”

Thank you, Mr. Limey, for bringing up what I refer to (as of this minute) as the Millennium version. It was actually visually inventive at times, not to mention Adam and He-Man actually looked different.

It’s strange. When I envision the Avengers being referenced, I see them standing and fighting against adversarial hordes, be they alien, robotic, or superpowered prison riot.** This story inspires a contradictory vision, one involving lots of running and whatever the Korean phrase* for “screw this!” is.

Mr. Wizard might not have necessarily been a d!ck directly to the kids, but in interviews from the last decade of his life mainly from the Television Academy’s “The Interviews: An Oral History of Television”**, he referred to the multiple kids from Nickelodeon’s “Mr. Wizard’s World” as “stock company children”…

Wasn’t the Spider-Man cartoon from the 90s also 5 seasons?

Instead of blindly trying to tap into the ‘80s/’90s Nostalgia Market via restarts & reboots (again), maybe someone could tap into the market of those two are getting sick and tired of nostalgia-tapping restarts & reboots. There’s no telling how big that gold mine is!

I thought God would have a better haircut.

(A phrase I came up with in response to DeNiro’s declaration of divinity in “Men of Honor” is once again a phrase quite justified.)

(Later that week, in Human Resources...)

Yeah, that’s why.

Dave, Dave, Dave.  Maybe if you had remembered how self-centered & spiteful he (allegedly) was on one of your old talk shows and told America about it a few years ago, instead of doing that weak Top Ten List where making fun of his hair (Three times? Really?) was your misplaced priority.