Good. I worked in food service, and the worst customers were the parents that let their kids go wild in the restaurant. Their kids would be running circles around waiters trying to carry trays full of STEAMING HOT SOUP, throwing plates full of food on the floor (or at other customers), and screaming louder than Yoko…

It’s all just clown shoes being banged on a table.

Will Smith must have a humiliation fetish, because that woman keeps stomping on his nuts. and he continues to stick around for more.

Next she’ll tell everyone that Will never gave her an orgasm and he rips the rankest farts she’s ever smelled.

“we are till figuring it out”

Sweetie, it’s been SEVEN YEARS. Both your kids are grown now. Either shit or get off the pot.

I have a friend who was stationed in Germany with the Army about 15 years ago, and he said the McRib was available at their McD’s year round.

I’ve heard that the reason for the McRib coming and going is two-fold: it only comes out when pork prices drop enough to make the item profitable, and to create an artificial…

The McRib “farewell tours” are essentially the food equivalent of what Cher and KISS have been doing for two decades.

Jesus Buttfucking Christ - just walk into the bloody restaurant. McDonald’s doesn’t want to deal with the hassle and potential lawsuits of some moron getting knocked to the concrete by a pickup truck.

That is some “Handmaid’s Tale” scary shit - denying a woman autonomy over her body because some asshole dude considering her good for birthing babies despite not wanting to get pregnant, EVER.

I hope she sues the living shit of everyone involved in that and WINS.

That dog clearly knows which SS agents were the ones who aided and abetted the attempted coup during 1/6.

LOL. This woman wasted decades of her life on that orange lump and even let him ejaculate in her at least once. Now she’s on the brink of losing that golden parachute after all the time and effort. 

Chili without beans is just a meat sauce.

End of story.

Good. Maybe now that woman-beating asshole will finally go away if he’s broke.

Roiland had the Golden Ticket in his hand, and he fucked it all up by getting butthurt about Harmon adding staffers to pick up his slack. All he had to do was toss out a few ideas, run lines in the audio booth, and collect his check.

But noooo....he had to be a whiny man-child and wipe his ass with that Ticket. He…

The answer is FUCK YES. I lived near Raleigh a few years ago, and literally lived next to one. I miss walking home late at night after work and grabbing a Cook Out Tray for just $5. I really wish they would expand to Florida.

As a Mexican-American and a Democrat, let me just say, “STFU Menendez”

Exactly. My closest Regal has a bar in the lobby that serves awesome soda and booze slushies.

Might? The AMC theater near me has a bar inside the lobby, and you can see the array for booze from outside through the huge glass window behind the bar. It’s been there for a while.

I used to work at a gas station, and during the whole 2 years I worked there, only ONE PERSON requested help with the gas pump, and it was a very, very small dwarf woman who could barely reach the card skimmer.

Just here to say that I gladly volunteer to get Eiffel Towered by the Kelce Brothers.