But...but...she was just trying to catch any pre-babies leaking from her boyfriend’s penis! Every sperm is sacred to Pro-Lifers like BoBo!

Weren’t the characters in Fables ALREADY in the public domain anyway?

I would like the return of the Orange Crush flavor and Jolly Rancher Cherry & Sour Apple flavors.

The only satisfying way to end the series is with Mulder and Scully getting it on atop a pile of dead aliens on live TV

Rumour was that Van Damme was hired to play the Predator because he had experience as a dancer and they originally wanted the creature to be fast and agile. However, the prototype Predator looked like a giant shrimp, it was difficult to move around in, and JVC kept complaining that the thick costume material and the…

Chinless Wonder and his brother need to be dropped into the Marianas Trench with anchors strapped to their ankles.

Come claim your crown, Carly SLAY Jepsen.

At this point, it’s almost a given that people with Brady Bunch sized broods are treating their kids like livestock.

Not surprised. I have friends that told me their last few visits there have been a shit show of bad food and service.

It’s shame, since I remember liking their sandwiches and meatloaf very much waaaay back in the late 90s.

Based on body language alone, Hailey asked Justin to make some semblance of an effort to dress nicely for a big event for her, and she got pissed when he decided he’d rather come looking like he’s ready to attend a college frat party.

I suspect that the Human Turtle got distracted by an audience member waving a tasty looking piece of lettuce.

Please just stick to music, Mr. Tesfaye.

It’s a sad commentary on America that the people that are not trained to handle these situations and paid less than dust did a better job than the cops that are supposedly trained and paid to handle these incidents.

Or he’s just a fuckboi who likes to hit it and quit it.

Grifters gonna grift

Dude obviously has a pregnancy/impregnation fetish.

I haven’t used Uber Eats, Grubhub, or Doordash in over a year. Between the looooong waits (I had to wait TWO HOURS for a combo from a nearby Wendy’s), the terrible service (many a time an item would be missing and the drivers just shrug their shoulders). and the exorbitant fees (end up paying 2 - 3 times what it would…

Met the guy while working at MegaCon earlier this year, and he was so nice. He signed the front and under the brim of my Mario hat.

ANNABELLE: THE TOSSING OF THE SALAD

I’M NOT MAD! NO REALLY YOU GUYS I AM SOOOO NOT UPSET! I TOTALLY SWEAR!