You seriously wrote all that over something that A) Isn’t our fucking business and B) a waste of time because Taylor is obviously straight.

After all the scrutiny she underwent with her relationships with Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, Tom Hiddleston, John Mayor, and various other guys, OF COURSE she’s going to be ultra…

Now she’s metaphysical
Metaphysical
She’s now metaphysical
Got so metaphysical
No longer can her body talk
Her body talk
No longer can her body talk

Sheeran’s collaboration with Heinz Ketchup isn’t far-fetched when you understand that he’s been such a fan of the product that he has a tattoo of a Heinz ketchup bottle and even featured the product in his Bad Habits video. He as actually the one to reach out to the company, especially since his fans were constantly…

“Churn Back Time” was RIGHT THERE, and she picked “Cherlato”?

Got my fingers crossed that Code Veronica gets a remake next

OH GOD
THEY RIPPED OFF THE LAST OF US
SLOPPY AND SUPER RUSHED
SONY PUT IT ON A BUS
TRYING TO STOP THAT LAME CLONE

(apologies to Joan Osborne)

Essentially, Texas is turning libraries into junior prisons. I am not shocked by this.

Fahrenheit 451 was intended to be a warning, not a guidebook.

So this pregnant woman shows up complaining about being in severe pain, and the doctors just say “YOU’RE FINE!” and send her home with some pills? I guess even European doctors can be just as stupid and thoughtless as American ones.

I hope she sues the doctor, the hospital, AND the police into oblivion.

It’s a crime that “Angel”, “Dress You Up”, and “Who’s That Girl?” were left off of “The Immaculate Collection”.

He should open a brothel and call it “Messi Hoes”

Not looking forward to all the racist fucks who’ll wail and gnash their teeth about THERE GOES SLEEPY JOE WASTING OUR TAX DOLLARS ON WOKE SHIT!

Cry more about it, you cousin-fucking hicks.

Rest In Power, Emmett.

Exactly. If this laptop was the smoking gun that proves that Joe Biden used government money to fund coke-fueled orgies in the White House (or whatever insane scenario they’ve dreamed up this week), wouldn’t they have released that by now? If after 3 YEARS of possessing this so-called “proof”, then why is the worst…

She’s reaching so hard that Mr. Fantastic would have pulled a muscle. This is like trying to get someone fired because their second cousin sold crack in college.

No, you see you guys, this was totally ok because this will finally be the silver bullet that gets Joe Biden impeached....somehow!

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

Mine would have to be StarTropics. Knowing that you saved that last seven children of an alien race from extinction still gets me verklempt, even 30+ years later.

I loved TLoU2, but I think the reason why the whole “you should sympathize with Abby too!” angle didn’t work is because the game first showed her brutally…

I am very disappointed that Twin Peaks does not sell coffee and pie wrapped in plastic by waitress that look like David Duchovny in drag or backwards talking dwarves.

Chris Pratt did a decent job. As much as I love Martinet in the Mario games (I even met him at a con and he signed my Mario hat), it only works in the games because we hear him in small doses. Having to hear Martinet doing the exaggerated accent in a 90 minute film would be torture.

At least Chris TRIED. Seth Rogen…

Considering their race only produces a single male every 100 years (Ganondorf being the latest), they pretty much have to go looking outside their tribe to procreate or just get their fuck on.

Seconded. I grew up with my abuela making sun tea all summer with zero isses. Most likely because a) we lived in super-hot Florida and b) she thoroughly cleaned everything beforehand with bleach, thus killing any would-be contaminants.