I look forward to the birth of little 1JB Z-12-Y

In other words, Muskrat got bored of running Twitter into the ground and made it someone else’s job to fuck it up into oblivion.

Just came to say as a gay man who played and beat Gone Home, it was just OK and would have not gotten the accolades it did had it centered around a straight romance.

Can someone PLEASE get Alec Baldwin and Nick Cannon surgically sterilized? Those two do not need to keep breeding like they’re damn Kentucky Derby winners.

Holmes and Elon both look like reptile aliens wearing badly fitted latex masks in order to pass as hoo-mans, and they behave like such.

Vision is excited to finally be able to impregnate Wanda without requiring any fucking magic.

It’s so bizarre that the Budweiser corporation made just one can (JUST ONE!) with Dylan’s face on it for her to promote on her own channel, and all these right-wing loonies are acting like Budweiser is forcing them to drink beer that will turn everyone trans/gay.

We need to get Dylan to start promoting automatic…

HOW DARE YOU REBUT MY LIES WITH FACTS! LET ME COUNTER THAT WITH EVEN MORE LIES, MADAM! I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU!

Yet another Whyte Woman #girlboss screaming FUCK YOU I GOT MINE.

People like her are why guillotines were invented.

Don’t want to seem racist? Here’s a thought: don’t do racist shit like expel two black politicians from office while letting their white colleague off the hook for doing the exact same protest.

Dollar Tree is a great place to grab chips/cookies/crackers/dips for cheap, as well as locating unique sodas. I also bought frozen salmon and shrimp from there, and the quality is much, much better than expected. Yes, you get like 7 pieces of shrimp and the salmon is the size of a deck of cards, but if you’re cooking…

I’m a glutton for gluttony on occasion, but just reading the descriptions of these odes to overkill is giving me heartburn and angina.

Rich is the new Armond White

So tired of this vaguebooking shit. Yes, celebrities have a right to a private life too, but if they are airing this shit out themselves then they need to stop being fucking cute about it and just name names.

It’s so fun watching these self appointed “Alphas Males” declare everyone to be “snowflakes”, then lose their shit over harmless things such as:

1. Men dressing as women for entertainment
2. Trans people existing
3. Gay people drinking beer
4. Hispanic comedians calling Batman a fascist
5. Rainbows on boy’s shirts sold at…

Enjoy the taste of mouse cock, and stay mad about it, Ronnie Boy

Burger King did a “french fry burger” for a short time a while ago. Sadly, BK’s fries are meh, which is why it didn’t last.

It’s Chocolateception

WE MUST GO CHOCOLATER

“For a $335 purchase, you’d make four $85.25 payments every two weeks starting today for a 31.11% annual percentage rate and a total of payments of $341. A $6 installment fee is charged at commencement - you pay $1.50 of this fee as a prepaid finance charge when you make your initial payment today. The remaining…

These are the reasons why I call it “Tween Peaks”.