Iro0nically, I balked on getting WDL, because both the name and the ad campaign appeared to give the impression that this was going to be a game involving ONLY CO-OP. Thankfully, I later found out that was not the case and bought it. I’m not a fan of CO-OP, and hate that some games (like the prior Watch Dogs) had…

So this guy tried for A WEEK, and then gave up? That’s it?

My guess is either the KS cash didn’t rack up as fast as he hoped, or he realized turning this into a viable game worth playing was going to take more money, time, and effort than he was willing to invest.

Oh well. At least he prevented another Mighty No.9…

The secret is fresh pork

A someone that’s not a fan of fried cheese, I am not looking forward to the Fried Cheese Patty Sandwich Wars of 2023

OMG THIS. That dance scene was just SO CRINGE.

This is not surprising. They’re not stuck together on a movie set anymore, where they can dash off to a trailer when they get in the mood to shag. Harry’s now touring for his third album, and Olivia is dealing with the legal fallout of her separation from Jason.

But the real question is: will this affect the release of the 2.5 Dragon Quest remakes announced for 2023?

I had no idea that these sort of businesses existed as far back as the early 2000s or even 19-fucking-89!

GoPuff sounds like Amazon Prime for hookahs and vapes.

She and her asshole brother Kirk can fuck right off this planet

LOLOLOL. Because we Americans will eat anything - even if it’s bad for us and made from yoga mats or unbaptized babies - as long as it’s fast, cheap, and easy.

The NES managed to keep up with the Genesis and obliterate the Turbo-Grafx 16, while the Gameboy smoked the Lynx and the Game Gear. The Wii’s sales matched the combined sales of the Xbox 360 and PS3.

Nintendo got too used to releasing hardware that could do the bare minimum, and now it’s biting them on the ass. Imagine…

DeSantis is a tiny fish that thinks anyone outside of Florida gives a flying whit about him.

I am thoroughly enjoying watching Trump’s ass-kissers struggle between continuing to tongue his anus or tow the new Republican line and throw him under the bus.

I cannot fathom why Pete is famous or get dates with the caliber of women he’s been out with. He’s not funny, he looks goofy, and his personality seems so “meh”.

I guess he emits a pheromone that affects just straight women, because i’ve yet to encounter a fellow gay who’d give him a second glance. 

Everyone knows the best beers contain meat squeezins!

I briefly encountered Kevin when I was working the autograph lines at MegaCon this May. He spent hours signing things and speaking to fans tirelessly without letting his (then unknown to the public) illness get him down. A true pro to the end.

Rest in Peace, Mr. Conroy.

The crafting The Last of Us didn’t bother me since it wasn’t for a ton of stuff, it was fairly automated process, and materials were located along the way. I didn’t have to it around killing enemies for hours to farm for materials to make more First Aid Kits.

Horizon Zero Dawn, however? That craft system killed the…

Yeah, the trailers really make this look less like another gem by Spielberg and more like a gloppy, treacly movie by the Hallmark Channel.

Good. They can all stay mad and die mad about it.

OH NO! How will Oprah ever recover from this?!