LOLOL. The day I serve baked potatoes from Wendy’s for Thanksgiving is the day I have given up on life officially and then will go lie down in traffic.

THIS. Mashed potatoes are low key compared to making the turkey and pies. Peel, chop into chunks, then boil in salted water. Then you toss in butter, cream, and salt then mash. The end.

Just an excuse to shill for Boston Market.

20 years ago I was a bagger at a Publix that closed at 11 pm. Me and my co-workers HATED the people that came in 5 minutes before closing to buy a month’s worth of groceries. People who do that should be run over repeatedly with the floor waxing machine.

LOLOL. As if the Hadid sisters prepare their own food or eat pasta. Their personal chefs make it, they look at it longingly, then toss it in the trash and eat ice chips/smoke cigarettes until that evil urge to eat carbs goes away

If your barbeque is P!nk, then definitely call 911. 

Didn’t Drake just release Certified Lover Boy and Honestly, Nevermind in the past year and now he’s dropped ANOTHER ALBUM?

Dude needs to get a hobby (aside from perving on Eleven from Stranger Things)

Lex Luthor saves it to make Granny’s Peach Tea.

So it looks like Batman VS. Superman lied to us, and Lex Luthor is NOT into urine?

Ditto. I grew up in the age of “Nintendo Hard”, where games like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Super Mario Bros 3, and Batman had to be played in one sitting with no options to make them easier. Now that I have a full time job and a social life, I’m all for being able to adjust a game so I can just enjoy it without…

Speaking as a gay man myself, this is the dirty underbelly of the “ONLY QUEER PEOPLE SHOULD PLAY QUEER CHARACTERS!” mindset. Now when an actor assumes the role of an LGBT character, they immediately have to provide their queer bonafides lest they suffer the same fate as this poor guy.

So ironically, what was SUPPOSED…

It tastes like Smarties to me

JFC, Megan and MGK are such try-hards.

Thumbs up to Lizzo, Kerry, Keke, Addison, and Kim K. for their costumes.

Oh, this will really help her now. Not in getting her VO gig back, but in setting up an e-begging grift with the Right Wing crowd.

TONIGHT ON FOX NEWS: TUCKER CARLSON INTERVIEWS VOICE OVER ACTRESS WHO LOST HER JOB DUE TO HER PRO-LIFE STANCE AND NOT BECAUSE SHE ASKED FOR 6 FIGURES PLUS RESIDUALS!!!!”

Gurl, instead of digging your hole deeper, sit your TERF ass down and STFU.

Then next week, Konami will do another event saying, HA HA JUST KIDDING. IT’S MORE PACHINKO SHIT. YOUR TEARS MAKE US LIVE LONGER AND MAKE SEX MINDBLOWING.

The secret ingredient is love.

And cocaine, based on how almost everyone involved in this mess has been acting.

Yes, but it’s still around and filling in the “I need help on this game but I don’t want to watch some guy making edgy jokes/boring commentary for 3 hours just to find the solution” role.

This is exactly what Blizzard wants. They were pressured into dumping loot boxes, and then they made OW2 so grindy and underwhelming that now they can say, OH SO NOW YOU DO WANT LOOT BOXES? OK THEN BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT!

THIS. Came here to point out that an engagement that lasts that long sounds like a giant red flag. If the knot isn’t tied after a 2 or 3 year engagement, then what was the point?

“salad dressing” sounds like secret code for “hardcore drugs”