They’re obviously hoping they’ll lure in the desperate and the homeless to be free labor. Just another reason CFA can eat dicks and die.

Spa Water is usually just slices of cucumber and lime floating in water with no sweeteners added. Agua Fresca is fruit and sweeteners blended together in water. Similar but not the same

When I hear “Depression meals”, I picture super old ladies on YouTube making the cabbage soup they ate over the span of a week as a little girl.

Agreed. The black beans at TB get slept on. I also like to order the refried beans and cheese by itself.

Wendy’s fries are “meh”, but their chili is fantastic. Same goes with Shake N Shake. Burger King fries are blah, so I get the Onion Rings instead.

I wonder if you can “smoke” a ham using weed instead of wood?

I just make my own using HFC-free organic ketchup, horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, and a dash of Tabasco. Much better than 99% of the bottled cocktail sauces out there.

I will buy this only if Rob Lowe comes to my house and plays the sax while Judd Nelson flares his nostrils menacingly at me.

“Controversial Tuna” would make a great band name

As the others here have said, stick with it. It starts slow but starts picking up steam by episode two. The penultimate episode is excellent.

Just give me Dino Crisis with Trophies already, Sony! VAMANOS!

Whoever got that weed in their fast food should have counted themselves lucky instead of being a f’ing narc.

This is list is grossly missing “Like Water For Chocolate”

You nailed it. If this was a guy in his 30s sliding in Priah Ferguson’s DMs and asking her to hook him up with Maya Hawke, he’d be rightly dismissed as skeevy. Noah is a 17 year old who most likely didn’t understand that the DMs were supposed to be private and thought it was a some sort of joke, especially since Doja…

Agreed. Chipwiches and Choco Tacos are THE TITS

Someone is guaranteed to choke on one of those doll’s legs.

But what woman doesn’t need to shove steam, jade eggs, yak spit, and parrot farts up their snizz in order to realign their chakras and cleanse their chi?

I remember when people were making a big deal of Britney’s NYLA restaurant, and then it was gone in the blink of an eye.

My grandmother knew him before he was famous and before he changed his name from Penis Van Lesbian.

I had this when it was last on the menu a while back, and it was...OK. Doesn’t hold a candle to the Red beans and rice at Bojangles. I want to shoot it up and snort it.