AND THE SEVEN LAYER BURRITO WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, TB!

Does anyone honestly look at Pete Davidson and think, “This is a guy who is going to stick around for the long haul?”

This sounds a lot like the DIET DOUBLE MOUNTAIN DEW from South Park, with half the caffeine and sugar of Double Dew, which had twice the sugar and caffeine of regular Mountain Dew (in essence, making Diet Double Dew just regular Dew with extra steps)

If they really loved you, they would have known it was that Boz Scaggs box set you really had your heart set on.

That reminds me of a viral video from a few years ago where a kid (looked about 7) opened his present and got an XBOX 360. Then he opened it and there were only socks in it. The look on his face as he fights back the urge to cry was heartbreaking, especially as his mother and older brother were laughing at him and…

My reply: “Thanks, Sweetie! It’ll come in handy when I have to clean up the ashes left over after I set you on fire in your sleep”

“I .. got .. a mobile electronic organ player. My Mom told me ‘it has buttons right ? Just like a computer’ … (she took the money and bought an automatic washing machine). I’m still fucking upset Mom!”~tgh_hmn”

Damn. Your mom took the money meant to buy you a nice computer, gave you some crap toy, then spent it on…

Exactly. It’s not like John is the blameless party in this. He was fully aware that he was married and yet still went out and impregnated a woman who was not his wife. 

Exactly. be all like, “Fine. Here’s what you wanted. Now go away”.

Hiding it just makes more grist for the rumor mill. I’m not saying Munn has any obligation to disclose anything about her relationship, but everyone knows this is the game that Hollywood plays, as invasive and unfair as it may be.

In all fairness, blame lies on BOTH Mulaney AND Munn. Unless the ex-wife was abusing John in some way we are not aware of, she is the only blameless one in this trio.

There’s no way Munn was not aware that John had a wife when they got down to making that baby. As my grandmother would say, “It takes two to tango”.

Just hire some orphans off the street. If they steal anything, it’s just the cost of doing business.

Just set the house on fire and buy a new one. EASY PEASY!

Good. And bring back the 7 Layer Burrito too, you bastards!

In other words, Sony should have just stuck with the same UI they used on the PS4, which is so quick and easy IMO.

I guess Shawn finally realized he doesn’t need a beard in the Year of Our Lord 2021?

I’ve heard cilantro hater Binging With Babish call it “Devil’s Lettuce” as well, so those churchies aren’t TECHNICALLY wrong....

Dripping the episodes ensures they get at least 2-3 months of fees, instead of people signing on for a free trial, watching the whole thing, and then cancelling.

All of them can stay. You’ll have to take my Thanksgiving carbs from my cold, dead hands.

OH NO!

So anyway....

SO CLOSE! Next time, make it 3.14 LBS of chocolate Peanut butter PIE, and then i’m sold.