Missing: Publix and Wal-Mart rotisserie chickens.

I WAS JUST TROLLING YOUSE GUISE! NO REALLY, I WAS! HONEST!

Just own up to being a shameless attention hog, Grimy.

Bring back the 7 Layer Burrito or GTFO.

I’m not sure about the worms in the tequila bottle, but earthworms are both genders.

I’m sure someone is going to drop “Tequilx” on us very soon.

“You Can’t Do That On Television or Double Dare”

Young Alanis Morrissette attacks Marc Summers with SLIME SPRAY!

This is the same woman who asked for people to be lenient to her friend Asia Argento when she was being investigated for getting an underage boy drunk and sexually assaulting him. F her.

My college had surprisingly good breakfast (so much so that my morning-hating ass got up at 7 for it) and to this day, the hamburgers they made were the best I ever had. Everything else about college sucked, though.

They’re also BIG MAD that Thor looks like Chris Hemsworth in Endgame, and not Chris Hemsworth in everything else.

This isn’t new. When I got my PS4, I could put in my PS3 copy of Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag, then pay $10 to unlock the PS4 version.

My abuela loved scrambled eggs with nopales and shrimp.

I’ve never had fresh, just the stuff in a jar. Tastes like a mix of asparagus and celery.

As someone who endured an abusive relationship for months, I never committed acts of fraud nor did I use my victimhood as an excuse to do so.

F*ck her and anyone else who uses domestic violence as a Get Out of Jail Free card

Mayo contains oil, eggs/egg yolks, and an acid like vinegar or lemon juice. All of these go into most cakes.

It’s not an “unusual ingredient”, so much as a shortcut.

Yeah - I like the app, but it always seems to never keep me logged in. Not a deal breaker, but it does mean I have to check ahead if I plan to make a mobile order at TB.

McD’s Drive Thru code is genius. Lets my friends pick up an order I made for us even when i’m not there in person with my phone. I just let them know the code, they relay it to the window, and that’s that. They get the order, and I get the points without hassle.

Recreational Meat is the title of Lady Gaga’s next album

I grew up in Miami in the 80s and 90s. My middle school had metal detectors and security guards strapped with handguns....and this was BEFORE COLUMBINE.

So this is just par for the course in FL now.

Here’s an idea for the next people who do this: first wait until your project is 100% done. Then, get it “spread around” the internet BEFORE announcing it. THEN, start chatting it up.

When Nintendo starts up with their usual BS, the game is already seeded out there, and pulling down the game from the dev’s site won’t…

Knock the refund window down to 1 hour. That is still more than enough time to decide if you like the game or not. Problem solved.

Wendy’s fries are mediocre, so I’m hoping this really is an improvement.

If not, I’ll just sub them out with their excellent chili as usual.