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Until I can beat up old ladies with dildos, call in an air strike on hookers, use dubstep as a weapon, and ride a nuclear missile while “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” is blaring, nothing will ever be ok.

“less crazy”

WHY? Crazy is what set the series apart from GTA. The part in SR 2 where you steal a septic truck to spray poo on buildings while an old Asian lady screams SKEET SKEET MOTHAFUCKAS! is what made me fall in love with the series.

“improved car combat”

DOUBLE WHY? Nobody played SR for the car combat. Especially

Apple cider? But I barely know her!

I’ve been saying FOR YEARS that ever since Coke released a Vanilla flavor, that Pepsi’s only response should have been releasing a Chocolate flavor.

In addition: STOP MAKING THESE THINGS HARD TO GET BY MAKING PEOPLE JUMP THROUGH HOOPS. THIS SHIT ISN’T CUTE, IT IS FUCKING ANNOYING.

eggs: scrambled
steak: medium rare
milk: unsweetened almond milk
alcohol: pineapple cider
warm drink: green tea

He was Jackin’ the Bean-stalk.

Now I have a hunkering for Beanie-Weenies.

This is so dumb. Too many idiots out there thinking that playing/voicing a Nazi/pedo/rapist means the performer is too.

Why do companies do this shit? Why make super exclusive stuff that can only be found in exactly one place in Bugfuck, Kansas? Might as well set up the next “exclusive” at a kiosk on top of Kilimanjaro.

Why not launch these thing in major hub cities like Miami, Chicago, and LA?

I’ve known guys and girls named Angel (it’s very popular among Hispanic males in FL) as well as people of both genders named Sky/Skye

Every Sunday, my abuela would make me papas con huevos (potatoes and eggs) for breakfast, and I would wrap it in a flour tortilla with some salsa to make a breakfast burrito.

So yes, fries do belong in a burrito.

Pickled daikon is teh shizz. I’m lucky that a local Korean buffet has it by the ton.

The only time I order off menu is the green papaya salad at my local Thai place. However, there are three rules: I don’t order it if they’re busy, I ask about it first instead of assuming they can make it on the spot, and I tip very well (30%).

It is sooooo worth it.

Gyros
Key Lime Pie
Green Papaya salad
Maple bacon doughnuts
Empanadas

7 LAYER BURRITO.

That is all.

*looks at wallet*

Whelp, looks like i’m going to have to suck a lot of dicks behind Costco’s to support my TF habit again....

*looks at wallet*

Whelp, looks like i’m going to have to suck a lot of dicks behind Costco’s to support my TF habit again....

On the series, the Kryptonian army was headed by a badass black woman, and her also badass daughter was second in command. The daughter was also the love interest of Superman’s grandfather Seg-El.

Oh, and Zod was black.

There was. The show had several black characters - two badass black women were the commander and second in command of the Kryptonian army, and Zod was black too.

It’s so bizarre that her name was miscredited as “Thandie” in her first movie when the character she played WAS NAMED THANDIWE!