Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

She was number third in the voting, I could not believe it.

SCHOOL bears. Can’t let them get into the library, or they’ll LEARN shit... like how to build a trebearchet.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

I will support you in this endeavor. My part is a little left of center, but is pretty much this hairstyle. I’m well over 25. Past the age of giving any fucks what other people think of my hair.

I honestly don’t think it’s a tough one. Best case scenario is he lives but never has a life. These parents are selfish as fuck.

I’ve been thinking about death often. My brother died a few months ago from a heroin/benzo overdose. He turned me on to opiates, in turn I turned him onto H. Now he is dead, I blame myself, and I’m struggling to get clean. Suicide is a daily thought. I’ve struggled with alcoholism and addiction my entire life. I…

Good. They’re little more than Old Boys Networks that bully and harass under the name of “Brotherhood”.

I read that kids nowadays are killing themselves after listening to Elvis Presley music. They see his lewd gyrations on the Ed Sullivan Show and then they want to do touch dancing. Of course, that leads to reading comic books, which leads to Dungeons and Dragons. Before you know it, they’re listening to Judas Priest…

Social media can be as helpful as it is hurtful. While it can lead to problems because kids can’t escape the potentially toxic social problems at school, it also can lead to a lot of kids finding an online community for support (which I suspect is very helpful for LGTBQ kids in small towns) when they wouldn’t of had…

She has 242k followers in IG. Considering that she doesn’t post anything ‘provocative’, I’m guessing they’re legitimate fans.

NO NAME, YOU SAY!?

She was serving food you dumb shit.

I disagree vehemently with what you’re saying here:

To be fair, we’ll be ridiculed pretty much no matter what we wear, so why not be comfortable sometimes? (I say this knowing full well I will be squeezing myself into shapewear in Dallas this summer because work hates me only slightly less than I apparently hate myself.)

Nope, you are not an old. I am an old, in my early 50's, and sack dressing is a fucking godsend. Nothing fits me well anymore anyway (just wait until your meticulously-maintained body gets a mind of its own), so I may as well be comfortable and I’m DELIGHTED that these are currently fashionable. I’m going to continue…

When I was in 6th grade I had just discovered WordArt and my teacher could pry it from my cold, dead hands. If the title is not ‘3D’ and in rainbow colours, IS IT EVEN A TITLE?

This is important journalism. I recently got an e-mail from someone that was written in a normal font and then signed their name in slightly bigger letters, in blue, in one of those ‘handwriting’ fonts, as if the person had somehow signed the e-mail by hand on the screen. It really upset me.