I’m not sure mine qualifies as a FUPA because it’s not large but goddamn if it doesn’t fold right the fuck over. Like, I have a flap of fat that hangs loose over a C-section scar. And soooooo many stretch marks. And fat arms and big dangly boobies and hips and thighs and ass and and and........

I’m not actually advocating for this so NOBODY DO THIS.

lol, i read this report this morning. Apparently the script refers to Cruise as “young man” which made me chuckle.

OH MY GOD IT WAS A JOKE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE’RE OVER DEFENSIVE AND OVER-REACTIVE.

I’ll take Bloom, paddle boarding in the nude behind me. (My fantasy is that he’s a sub, and I could make him clean the bathrooms and the refrigetor while fetching me a refreshing beverage.)

Don’t be that douche-bag. No one’s making you eat it, and when you say dumb things like this you sound just as arrogant and annoying as the insistent vegan.

ugh

Yeah, she murdered and raped her own 14 year old sister. She should never be allowed around a child.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

But in an e-mail, he noted that this interpretation could be reductive. Genre and gaming motivation don’t explain gender breakdown with complete accuracy. 

This is really important, to remember that when we’re talking about genders in aggregate none of the information actually applies to the individual. This is…

You know it’s meant to be entertainment, not a documentary, right?

Personally, this one is king of worst fonts for me.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Yeah, that’s what it is about: the way little girls dress.

Cool. Now can we dole out the same sentence to everyone who leave their dog to die in a hot car?

I want to have whirlwind romance with her where it ends in a knife fight on top of a skyscraper.