I just had a bunch of laser hair removal done coincidentally

fuck the mall

WHO HIRES A NANNY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT WHEN YOUR HUBB IS BEN AFFLECK?

mmmm

okay I love these guys.

he forgot to put HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOR WEEKS

I read cosmo at 12. I had an affair with an older man years later. Kinda hitting the nail on the had tho. It helped shape who I was, a minx.

Music is not dead because the coca cola of rock magazines put KK on it, dumbass.

OMG VOMIT

so inspired and fire lit under my ass by this not at all mad!

it’s a perfect trailer. purposely understated to not give the goods away for once.

Overcharging? Did you file this under the NO SHIT category? Excited to see how this plays out.

guys DONT want to make plans in the event of the unknown going out on prowl with other bros to bump into a chick IRL/ stay free and available stance aka player garbage we don’t want.

Flip flops are fine and make this look what it is. Walk softly, carry a big stick, look like Mitch from Dazed & Confused.

This is my favourite video right now. Massive backstory here. I hope the cat makes it to Jimmy Fallon asap.

Bless her

How is she any different from that psycho who pretended to be a 9/11 survivor moving upwards to being president of a 9/11 support group usurping the founder and getting them all to hate him.. she became the NAACP leader by lying to everyone, she took the rightful position of an actual black person who SHOULD rep their…

As cray as this is and easy to snicker at, it’s the new transgender. Transrace is “gonna be a thing” and soon-ish jezebel and all of us too (cringe) will be forced to accept it. It’s the new world order. Abolish all judgment-thingies that hurt white people’s (with $) feelings when they do the dumb shit they do and you…

I love this story.

uhm is that safe. 2. omg it’s a living pooh bear I die. because it killed me. because it’s a bear bear. I love.