SkyMall is just all hell of “can’t even”. I mean, if I can’t even get that inflatable thing to use as a sleeping aid while sitting up resting forward then I just do not know!

preaching to my choir. shared that shit bruh thanks!

my band covered her song on NYE and she fav’d my tweet about it :))) #imlame

phased

agree with everythang

ridic. love

This enraged me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but oh god YOUR headline made me ROFL. well done JEZ!

she has something to prove... to her husband who doesnt GAF

clearly still CLUELESS

all together now FUCK THA POLICE

um godsend indeed

if you wore nipple pasties for two days your body overheats and you kind of go insane, there is nowhere for your tit sweat to sweat out it’s crazy. I ran in a pair of pasties i had to wear for a photoshoot and i lost 5lbs of sweat on that run, never again.

so sad

There would be no Kim without Paris, fact, true. But it’s nice how women can be so happy for one another’s successes without taking away from them at all or throwing shade. I’m all for feminism but women are awful.

He's kind of hot as shit now I feel funny.

CAPITAL PUMPED

THIS IS EVERYTHING

im on tinder again and it's great for self-promo, almost scarily.

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