You forgot to end the headline with "Because James Franco"

How did I not deduce that Alfie Allen is THE Alfie Allen from Lily Allen's hit song "Alfie". This will haunt me til the day I die.

"Coffee" is my jam. Try to get it out of your head. See? You can't!

This sad news almost makes me almost want to revisit Super Mario Bros. ALMOST.

Yeah those three eliminations (plus Vivacious) upset me. I feel like the elim order was totally effed. And Ru's normally fair but this season: Oy Vey!

With a little bit of GAWD DAMMIT RU sprinkled in for good measure.

How bout none of the above, Gillian Jacobs!!!!

I'm just surprised #MeatyTuck didn't trend last night.

#ShadyElephant

Not sure what Ru was on last night, but that must be some good shit. I mean how else is Joslyn safe? She must've felt like shit once she came down.

Fun Fact: "Walking On a Dream" and "Alive" are my liiiiiiiffffffffeeeeeeeeee.

Stop the presses!!! I have thoughts!!!

It takes class and grace. Two things Ganja obviously doesn't have.

and she also looked like a boy.

You get all the snaps this week, Sir. ALL OF THEM.

I wish Alyssa would make a guest appearance and slap the hell out of her. And then calmly strut away.

I really hope she crashes and burns on next week's Hip-Hop challenge. I couldn't bear this bitch for another week.

Ganja's curl is the opposite of Ornecia.

I called it within the first 10 seconds of the Meet the Queens.

I'm glad you're finally on Team Joslyn, Oliver! You spewed so much vitriol about her in your Episode 2 recap but I knew you'd come around.