You, sir, are no Dildo Schwaggins

When he says "my wife is a poet" what I hear is "my wife is an insufferable pretentious hipster and literally everything she says would make you feel embarrassed for her"

You know what that wildfire probably would have been really good at? Killing white walkers. Just saying.

Both times someone was declared King in the North there is something elemental and epic in it. KING IN THE NORTH!

Scary anonymous. Very scary. You see how badly sex tapes turned out for other talentless hacks. You'd most likely just further her career, dingbats.