He has been trying murder the blues with several decades’ worth of shitty guitar solos.

I read once that military intelligence thought it was going to happen but because the difference branches did a shitty job communicating with each other details were left out and no one saw the whole picture.

So you saw that movie with the blonde from Gossip Girl too?

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

FDR knew ahead of time that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

Yuri Gagarin wasn’t the first man in space. The Soviets didn’t want to publicly fail with the world watching, so they secretly sent a bunch of guys before Yuri. Many of whom died.

I felt that way...until I saw that most of the “theories” were predicated on Connolly sitting directly in front of and on the same level as JFK when he was actually sitting lower and inboard. Thus, the “magic bullet” actually traveled in a more or less straight line.

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Escaped Convict Runs Half-Marathon, Finishes Sixth.

As it happens, the dog also has a 4.0 at the University of Alabama.

That is one handsome pup.

That’s fine and all.

Not all of the red cards were direct, but the 2nd incident with Boulharouz should’ve been a straight red. There were a couple of others that could’ve easily been a red.

don’t... tase... me... bro...

I don’t mean to be one of “those” people. But, that isn’t a pool of fluids. Its the asphalt patch from when they put the guardrail post in.

But he is running out of time to make a better impression: he’s 36 years old, an age when it’s rare for a QB to have his career-best season, and even rarer to keep it up.

I only casually follow soccer/association football....

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

Trey & Bryce are not to be confused with the Trey & Bryce that are members of the USC tennis team who caused such a brouhaha at last year’s Catalina Wine Mixer.

“both men were charged Thursday with five counts of second-degree robbery”