I’m a takeout KING and I ran into this situation all winter long in Boston last year and the solution I learned is: go to the grocery store and just buy a shitload of Oreos.

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

Something, something, not Constantinople.

It all depends on where you are. If you’re somewhere that can handle the snow sure, it’s fine. Just tip more than average. When I delivered pizzas as a kid I would make a fucking killing during snowstorms.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I would hope not.

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

Yes to all three.

I hope you are prepared for years of disappointment with the Bills.

She’ll be analyzing game films, which is a pretty important job. It’s not like they made up the title just for her.

She’s looking forward to helping the Bills lose another four consecutive Super Bowls.

PS: Stay away from Scary Ryan.

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Only jezbanned apologized. The rest of these assholes can fuck themselves. Wanting to get the story straight IS supporting the victim, but try telling that to these banshees, all of whom I sincerely hope never go into journalism or detective work.

Um, if the dad was having sex with the daughter beforehand, it sounds like his story did NOT check out. That’s a pretty huge detail he left out. Maybe the rest of his story checked out - and it sounds like it did - but that’s a lie by omission right there.

You took a beating in the comments for saying the original story was hinky but the current updates suggest your spidey senses were accurate. The fleshed out/more accurate info addressed my suspicions. I hope the victim gets therapy.

Well, so much for all the people yesterday crucifying the bodega employee who didn’t the father use the phone...

Anyone who closely followed the local news on this all weekend — the NYT, NYP, NY Daily News, NY1, and Eyewitness 7 and News 4 NY — knew that the father’s story did not check out, regardless of whatever took place with the young men who have been arrested.

Yeah it grew. It grew. It definitely grew.