You are 100% right. And it is awesome. These are the salad days of Astros-fandom and they certainly won’t last forever. But more than a few of us are very appreciative. 

This is probably a Magic Johnson level obvious take, but all I could think watching this series was damn the Astros are good at playing baseball. The Yanks can mash a bunch of dongs, the Twins were the same way, the Nats and Cardinals are similar but mostly riding momentum, the Dodgers are pure firepower that can’t…

“Man, fuck that guy”

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

Came here to say that Mike Pence not only sucks, but its an entire bag of dicks in which he consumes on a regular basis. Sometimes crassness is needed.

I think that goes without saying.

Mike Pence sucks.

“He had major work done that made the car much more dangerous on the highway”

“If we were talking about Hart crashing in a stock cuda”

You’ve got to be kidding. This is NOT good litigation. This is a cash grab at the expense of someone else. Hart didn’t make him mash the accelerator. He didn’t make him drive into a ditch. He could very easily have driven it mildly instead of being an idiot and doing something stupid on a public road. The driver got…

Hurry, CantSleep’s trapped on the escalator at the mall!

I was waiting for someone to spike that softball right into the mixed metaphor.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I reached out to Antonio Brown for comment, but succeeded only in getting my arm wet in the toilet.

Imagine growing up with that name as a kid, talk about a soggy dream.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Awesome!

Ain't life a bitch?

Not cool, though.  Racial epithets are racial epithets.