Me: [Clicking through pictures of ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Facebook]

Nobody will ever wish they were in indy

#TorresBodyCount
#SanchezCrimeFamily

I’m dreading the inevitable headline that the Oriole Bird will be found hung dead in his cage.

Yordan Alvarez And The Astros The Orioles’ Entire Season Made A Strong Case For Relegating The Orioles.

be one of the creepiest dads I’ve seen in a while.

Us men dare not fly too close to the sun with our Viagra hopes. Word to Dickarus.

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout.

That SI cover from 2014 announcing them as 2017 World Series Champs is the best sports prediction ever.

Joe Louis was 137 years old!

He beat Joe Louis's ass

Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano outta their ass! That’s they one! That’s they one! Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!

This is weapons-grade stupid.

Oh, you’ve seen the entire movie already?

I foresee many future owners crawling out of the smoldering wreckage of their 2020 Corvette and having to explain that they were just trying to find the damn button to turn on the A/C.

It’s only a weakness in that you and others are “but her emails”-ing it and it's becoming a self fulfilling prophecy. 

Her gaffe on her genetic history has fuck-all to do with her plans. Take your red herring back to the stream that produced it—and perhaps jump in after it.

Signed,
-One of those God-Damned Ivory Towered Professors of Rhetoric and Logic

You’re still blowing that shit-filled Trumpet? You know everything you said is right wing propaganda, right?

This is raging, misogynistic bullshit. Typical white dudes who love to mansplain. Your words mean nothing. Get your dick out of Bernie’s ass and vote accordingly and don’t be a fucking baby if Bernie doesn’t win the primary and vote for whoever is running against Trump in the 2020 election.
 

That is an insignificant gaff that is nothing compared to what Trump is actually responsible for. Get your dick out of Bernie’s ass and vote accordingly and don’t be a fucking baby if Bernie doesn’t win the primary and vote for whoever is running against Trump in the 2020 election.