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Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

You fools don’t see what’s happening?

So, is it a horse or a bull?

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Oh boy, another person who doesn’t realize that we’ve been spoiled by modern powerplants and that we all accelerate much faster than we used to.

If we’re talking about limiting cars based on pedestrian safety, then we definitely need to ban Mustangs.

Two nations, divided by a common language:

Classic example of dry British humor. I love it!

No shit. Make fun of their completely idiotic parents.

Unless you name your child “Abcde.”

She made a decision at 8yo that she would name her kid ABCDE. What other stupid life decisions did she make for the rest of her life at 8?

I don’t think it’s subjective when common sense would say that the mom started with the first five letters of the alphabet and walked backwards into the pronunciation. I think that’s pretty objectively stupid.

exactly.  I have no sympathy for this moron of a mother

I would never make fun of fucking children, paedophilia is a serious crime.

To Alex Smith:

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in her hair

It’s just Tesla getting in on the pumpkin spice craze.