This woman is my spirit animal. She rocks.

Gears 4 was awesome, don't know what you're on about.

Or is a huge dick and that's his punishment. It's like a circle of dicks. 

Being followed by:

Telling on myself, but this was the first movie I remember seeing in theaters. I am STOKED for this.

Do you know Abby?

The past two years it hasn't been the Jazz.

Wrong. The CD4 platform is the same, Lincoln has unique engines and interiors. Very little is incestuous anymore. Gone are the days of Focus stalks and Fusion steering wheels on an MKZ.

But that’s just wrong. The days of Lincoln’s being ‘tarted up Ford’s’ are so 2000. They share a platform, sure, but Lincoln has gone out of its way to differentiate between the brands. The days of them slapping a new label on a Fusion are dead, man, get with the times.

Yeah, Sony totes won E3 this year. Oh, wait...

I hear Cuba is the leading country when it comes to wind cancer.

Hotter take: Batflek is the best Batman, but Bale is the best Bruce Wayne.

Approximately a buttload, give or take one. Is that six?

CSI: 2040 is gonna suck. All montages of Hackerman tracing a cars last known coordinates.

It's not delivery, it's dead gramma!

Jesus, you should sell all this salt. You’d be rich.

So that’s why he throws so well.

Thing is, Ford don’t have to worry about the pendulum. Technology is catching up with engine management and you can realistically expect decent real-world mileage out of most modern cars.

I’ve wanted to kill partners for that. Oh, we’re two rounds from 250 points.