Finally, a weapon to surpass the Metal Gear.

I’m not angry. You sound angry. Do you need a hug and time in your safe space?

Uh oh, here’s comes the fanbois to defend their god.

Exactly. Apple is a trust fund baby living on the Jobs dollar and name.

It’s so cute see tech bloggers suckle the Apple teat. First, the Surface lineup is a billion dollar area for MS, second- ain’t no Johnny come lately iPad Maxxx (the exxxtra x’s let you it’s srs bidness) with its walled garden going to encroach on a fully functioning device.

Even better!

All white cast all butt confirmed. It’s because Ed is only HALF Asian, so it’s okay if she’s whiter than cottage cheese.

Oh look. It’s THIS argument. Again.

Does it still have a mobile OS?

So when Microsoft created the Surface and Apple answered by half-assing the iPad Pro as a competitor, they were innovating?

Well, when you drop trou and stick your butt out there, it’s gonna get boot prints on it.

Yeah, how dare they give us choices? What assholes!

Hey! Up yours Orlove! Lain was good.

Dude, I think that ball is still in geosynchronous orbit.

Roger Clemens

You do know that his signature move is gonna be the Gronk Smash, right?

See, I was too busy eating paste, looking up girls’ skirts and sleeping to worry about something as banal as the alphabet.

It was the final push that his weakened psyche needed.

Judging from people’s reactions, you may have struck a nerve. I don’t disagree with you, but I’ll say the Audi situation exacerbated an already existing condition.