I wanna work for a company that’ll fire me for a cool 58 milly.

Challenge accepted.

It’s legit if you don’t lick man spunk off porn booth floors. Nasty habit, btw.

I liked the movie. I even liked the ending because unlike the novella, it had closure.

All the best to the Snyder family because, personal experience, what he’s going through is hell.

“We ain’t found shit!”

Eat a bag of baby dicks. Men in (tight!) Tights is legit. Maybe you should ride off into the sunset.

That double yellow line means fuck all? Nah bruh, the Camry had a clear case of cranium rectum. The biker was in the clear, give a fuck if he was speeding or not.

My aunt had an 87 Comanche with four on the floor. It was that no color tan, 2wd beaut.

Nobody wants a massive Asian war, but with Trump desperately flagging at home, I fear we might “accidently” touch one off. Nothing screams re-election gold like a wartime president. I mean, the country would be in financial freefall; but we can’t let those crazy Chinamen win, now can we?

But I like all three of the reboots.

I’d go all the way back to Drew Barrymore in Firestarter for a child actress more natural in a role. And yes Christina Ricci and Raul Julia made an already stellar cast phenomenal.

Oh my dude, you’re in for a treat. This movie will take you on a feels trip. It handily outshines Deadpool, and I mean that in the best way possible. This girl was BORN for this role.

I think it’s ridiculous that people add the caveat: “for a Ford.” It’s like stahp, just staaaaaaahp. Lest we forget, Ford ain’t some yahoo who just yesterday slapped a decal on a Mustang and went down to the local track. They have serious racing cred and history. When people drive a Lambo they don’t go, “this is nice,…

Aw, fuckus nopeus.

By the time the masses realized what was going on, what was happening, it was too late, the metal trap had sprung. Democracy died not with a shout of “Viva la revilución!” But with a whimper of “Turn of that goddamn fake news!”

Nor is it trying to be. Desert running and rock crawling is what the Raptor is designed for. Calling it a light upgrade over a base F150 is just dumb.

Can we take a minute and discuss those epic mutton chops?

Do you even know what a Raptor is? It’s purpose built from the ground up. Take two seconds and Google the inner workings of a Raptor; it nullifies your erroneous statement.

Doesn’t matter, still erect.